- Eels have been torn to shreds by CTWs for 22 tries so far
- Eels have been scored on by a Half for the last 5 straight games
- Eels have not conceded less than 3 tries in any game so far
- Eels have been scored on by both Left Wing and Left Centre for the last 3 straight games
- Eels have conceded the first try to Lock forwards twice so far
- Individually, the Eels Left Wing and Five-Eighth have scored the most tries for them
- Josh Addo-Carr has not gone more than one round without scoring a try so far
- Warriors have conceded a try to a Centre for the last 5 straight games
- Warriors have been scored on by a right side CTW for the last three games in a row
- Warriors have only conceded two tries to Left side Wingers
- Warriors have been scored on by Fullbacks and edge runners in 5 of 8 games
- AKP and DWZ have both scored for at least the last three straight games
- AKP has scored the first try and a double in the last two games
- Warriors halves have scored 7 tries, but only one in the last 5 games
- Erin Clark has scored every other game since Round 3 (he didn’t score last week)
Analysis:
This should be a good fuckin game, cunters. The data says the Warriors should blow the Eels off the fucking park, but Parramatta have been scrappy as fuck and know how to piss off an opponent like the best of ’em. You just know there’s gonna be at least like 4 bullshit length-of-the-field breakaway tries in this shit.
Right, some quick facts: AKP and Erin Clark both have a fuckin excellent chance of scoring first in this game. The Eels have given up the first try to Lock forwards twice in the last 5 games, and AKP has scored the first try twice in the last two games. Eels have given up the last try twice to left side wingers as well so you might as well lock in old mate for the last try as well. Degenerates will want to take either Warriors winger for 2+, because it’d be stupid not to do that every week moving forward, let alone when they are playing a team who has conceded literally double the CTW tries that they have. Get all over whoever lines up at Halfback for the Warriors, because Parra have been firmly gronked by them for the last 4 straight games.
On the other side of the field, I like one of the Eels edge runners to slip past, along with Papalii. The Fox hasn’t yet gone two rounds without scoring, but I’m still wary that the Warriors have only let two tries in by Left wingers on the season so far. Double him up with Cryin’ Brian or Willy Penis if you’re scared about it. Aw didums.
Eels Try Scorers: Joash Papalii, The Fox/Brian Kelly, Will Penisini/Sean Russell, Jack Williams
Warriors Try Scorers: AKP, RTS, Adam Pompey/DWZ, Tannah Boyd/Luke Metcalf, Leka Halasima/Erin Clark
Degen Bets: Erin Clark/AKP FTS, AKP/DWZ LTS, AKP/DWZ 2+
