Analysis:
The defensive stats for the Newcastle Knights looks shithouse on paper, given that they have conceded 30 fuckin tries in the last 4 games, but considering they were playing four of the top five teams, you should probably go ahead and step off their dicks, hater.
Prior to that Logan’s Run of teams, other underperforming cunts like the Dogs and Raiders struggled to score 3 tries against Newy. So unless the Dragons have spent their bye week going on a slapstick adventure with Bugs, Daffy, and the rest of the Looney Tunes cast, where they beat the shit out of an alien Rugby League team after all drinking some of Mark Gaznier’s Special SAUCE™, then they’re probably just going to get their big red Vs slapped by Newcastle, as has been the trend so far.
You can tell St George have got an Ex-Forward as their interim coach by the way their forward pack actually doesn’t suck this week. It’s not on the sheet, because the Dragons haven’t actually scored enough to provide a big enough sample size to analyse, but Newcastle can be very sloppy defending right side edge runners and front rowers, so one of them Couchman rascals probably has a more than decent shot of getting one up the Knights, there just isn’t enough data to back that up, other than, “I reckon they heaps want one”, hence why it didn’t make the above infographic.
If this game follows the trends, then you couldn’t comfortably assume any more than 3 tries from the dragons, however the possibilities for the most mulleted team in the NRL are endless here, so dig in dipshit, don’t be a loser all your life.
