Analysis:
There should be plenty of opportunities for these cunts to conjure up some tries on this, the opening of Magic Round, and that’s just as well, because tbh the Bulldogs have been weird and shit, and their games have been either boring or unpredictable in the worst ways possible. Dogs fans might like to point out that their team took down the inhuman Penrith Panthers just a few weeks ago, which should actually make them hate their team even more, since that is undeniable proof that they are capable of playing good footy – they just don’t want to, because you mean nothing to them. Maybe bottle the cunts who deserve it next time yeah?
Both of these sacks of shit have had the absolute brakes beaten off them in their last few matchups in terms of tries conceded (Except the Tigers vs Sharks, but that doesn’t count since Wests lost half their lineup in the first half), but the difference has been that the Sharks can actually score tries as well as they give em up.
We can only hope that the Bulldogs pick up on the Sharks’ subtle invitation in the form of their 5 tries conceded average, to stop being shit all their lives and turn up to the fuckin party.
