Analysis:
So I dunno if the Manly Sea Eagles are aware of this – I am really hoping it’s intentional, because that is the world I want to live in – but they have the opportunity to do the funniest fuckin shit ever this week.
If the Sea Eagles can successfully prevent the Tigers from scoring a single try against them this week, then their weekly tries conceded since Foz took over the coaching role will be 3-3-1-3-3-1-0, and I will fuckin lose it with a HE HE here and a HA HA there, cunts. If Foz gets up at the post game presser and announces to the room that he will only field questions addressed to “Old McDonald”, I think I might just piss my pants. Honestly though, that result could actually be on the cards here, given absolute try-fiends like the Fins, Panthers and Cows have all walked away with 3 or less against Manly in the last few weeks.The Tigers may again struggle to score without serious threats like Jahream Bula and Adam Doueihi causing shit on the field.
Looking at the data from this season so far, it should be obvious to any serious Rugby League analyst that it was clearly the Sea Eagles who Space-Jammed the Melbourne Storm this year, given their near identical swap in both attacking and defensive stats from last season to this one. What should have tipped everyone off however, is that Luke Brooks has been scoring tries. You went too far cunts and I’m on to you now.
It’s not all grim for the Tigers though. We already know the Manly Monstars have given up basically fuck all tries since Kieran Foran took over, but what you might be interested to know is that for the whole season, Right Wingers have been steadily and stealthily scoring through them so much, they might as well be GRINDR. No bullshit, check this shit out; Manly have given up TWO tries in the 9 games they have played so far to left wingers and a total of TEN FUCKING TRIES to the opposite side of the field. That’s all I need to know to get on Suni Turuva to run one past em.
Last thing worth noting is that Wests have had a recent wave of halves stepping on their dicks, and Manly are starting to make their halves scoring a pretty regular occurrence, so if Fogarty suits up, then get on him, but if future bullshit try-machine Joey Walsh shows up on gameday, then you take him with both hands.
