Analysis:
In order to achieve success here Punters, you need to examine this game’s MPT, or Mullets per team factor. Flippant and whimsical rule changes by the NRL have now ruled this method of predictive analysis as; ‘Just as fuckin good as any other alternative ay’ in the Punter S. Thompson WTCS index, that is, the ‘Will This Cunt Score?’ index, more formally. When looking at each side’s MPT, the Newcastle Knights have the opportunity to score about 9 tries here, while the Titans are only pulling about 2-3.
The distribution of tries against Newy is all over the shop, but if they have any clear Kryptonite, other than long sides and fringes, it’s fullbacks and 5/8s, so what a glorious day for Jayden Campbell to be starting #6 for the Tits. They’ve been gronked on by right side edge runners a bit, so while it gives me the fuckin ick, I still have to recommend Chris Randall to you people as a viable option. The data supports it and he got in last week, so watch him do fuck all and get the hook for Arama Hau to come on and go ballistic in the second half.
This should be a fuckin huge tryscoring affair here – Both of these cunts have a 5 tries against average, only difference is the Knights also have a 5 tries scored average and I am telling you right now Puntlings, there will be doubles.
Get this, in the last two weeks alone, Newy have had 5 separate players score 2 or more tries in a single game. Marzhew has done it twice, Young, Mooney and Lucas have done it once, and the Titans have given up a double to someone for the last 3 straight games. Where it gets better though, is that in addition to scoring them, Newcastle fuckin love a repeat offender on the opposition team, because the Dragons (obviously) are the only team to play them in the last 4 weeks who didn’t have two separate players score two or more tries on them in a single game. Jayden Campbell has done it twice this year already… Just sayin.
