NRL ROUND 12 | Sea Eagles Vs Titans

Blake Wilson

Manly have scored through their left wing for the past 6 straight weeks. Titans have given them up for the last 5 straight. Put the calculator away cunt, you don’t need mathematics for this.

Clayton Faulalo

There has only actually been three games where whoever is in Fullback for Manly hasn’t scored. Titans have had 6 put on them by opposition fullbacks so far, and twice it was the first try. Manly’s fullback has scored the first try 3 times this season.

Jensen Taumoepeau

Manly have been absolutely staunch against every position on the field since Foz took over the coaching duties… except one. Right side wingers have fucking rinsed them for 11 tries – that’s 7 more than any other position.

Mo Fotuaika

This is risky, but hear me out. Since round 1, the only forwards to sneak past Manly have been located on the left side of the field. Mo has already been over in recent weeks, and I reckon he wants another.

Reuben Garrick

Titans have been hit by right centres for the last three games in a row. Looking like it’s starting to become a weekly tradition. The data told me Dane Gagai would score last week… I didn’t believe it. I’m not making that mistake again.

Arama Hau

Titans Right edge runner has scored the first or last try 3 times in the last 7 games. It’s just good practice to put this on every week.

Jason Saab/Josh Feledy

The Titans CTW defence has become sloppier than the end of a mixed kebab over the last couple of weeks. Might as well throw in one of these cunts to round it out.


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