Pray For Meat:
The Dragons are Megafucked here. I actually feel so bad for these poor cunts. The reason there are no St George players on this week’s sheet is because I cannot in good conscience recommend that you bet on any of them. I don’t give a fuck how long they managed to stay with the Panthers last week, the Warriors are a different beast altogether. They are on some other shit playa, this is gonna be Mortal Kombat-esque. The savagery perpetuated by the Warriors’ wingers is on par, if not more brutal than the likes of the Knights and Roosters, whose wingmen rinsed them for 11 collective tries in just two games. That’s fucked. What’s even more grim is the fact that this team has scored a grand total of 22 tries in 10 games… They have had 25 put on them in just the last 3 games alone, that’s what we’re dealing with here. Unless Dragons Stepdad Dean Young has somehow gotten his hands on some Jordan Juice for this one, the St George Looney Tunes are absolutely fucked.
Alofiana Khan-Pereira
The Dragons have conceded either the first or last try to left wingers 6 times in the last 8 games. AKP has done it twice in that same period.
Dallin Watene-Zelezniak
Dallin has managed to score the first or last try 5 times this season (he did both in their last game), although the Dragons have only given it up to right side wingers once.
Jacob Laban/Leka Halasima
St George have conceded 5 tries to edge runners on both sides in their last 3 games. To their credit, they are yet to be scored on by an opposition Lock and that is the only reason Erin Clark isn’t listed here too. Right side second rowers have also scored the first or last try 3 times on the Dragons. That should still be Leka Halasima this week, unless anything has changed in the Warriors lineup.
Jackson Ford
Jackson here has a nasty habit of scoring a try in every game where the Warriors right edge runner gets through. If we expect Halasima to get over the stripe, then Ford is definitely going to punch them right in their big red Vs.
CHT/Te Maire Martin
Let’s face it, one of these two shifty cunts is getting around Kyle Flanagan. Did you fuckin see TMM step in last week for Boyd? He’s going to be an absolute fuckin handful for the Dragons.
