NRL ROUND 12 | Cowboys Vs Rabbitohs

Scott Drinkwater 

Every Fullback worth the mouthguard they are wrapped around has scored against the Bunnies so far this year. Scotty Drinks will wanna be gently reminding the good people of NSW that he’s one of them this week, just in case someone in the Blues outside backs doesn’t make it to game 2. What better way to do that than to get stuck into the South Sydney Rabbitohs on live TV. Souths have given up the last try to Fullbacks three times in the last 9 games, and Scotty has scored the first try twice.

Alex Johnston 

Who is a dumber cunt; The bloke who puts this on every week or the bloke who hasn’t won it 4 times? That’s just for the First or Last tryscorer part obviously, since old mate has scored every fucking game without fail. Yeah it may be $1.40, but it’s $1.40 more than you currently have, dipshit.

Euan Aitken

The Bunnies left side wing has been causing such a fuckin ruckus with their 26 total tries that nobody has noticed their right edge runner slipping through for 6 tries in the last four straight games. That’s been Ezy-A here for the last two weeks, and ezy money for the rest of us.

Jaxon Purdue

The bunnies have been scored on for the last two weeks in a row by left centres. That might not seem like much, but that is the first position to score in consecutive games on Souths in the last 5 weeks. The Cows will know this, and they will definitely be knocking on that door first.

Heilum Luki/Braidon Burns

Weirdly, these cunts have both done this twice in the last 8 games. Worth a flyer on either.

Tallis Duncan/Talanoa Penitani

Right side CTWs have gotten over early against the Cows in three of the last six games. Right wingers have done it for the last two games in a row. If he’s anything like his sisters, Penitani might be worth a couple of bucks on debut.


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