Ronaldo Mulitalo
There’s only been 3 games so far in which Manly haven’t had their dacks pulled down by a right side winger. Ronaldo is a notorious tryburgler, and he fuckin wants one. There’s nothing else to say cunt. Want me to hold your hand or something? Get outta here, you’re bothering me.
Lehi Hopoate FTS
The Sharks have had 12 fuckin tries put through them by left side wingers so far. That snippet of information combined with the fact that young Lehi has been quietly and effectively outrunning his dad’s legacy of being a complete fucking dropkick gives him a more than decent chance for glory, and early too because he’s nabbed the first pie twice in the last six weeks, and the Sharkies handed one fresh off the truck to the Bunnies two games ago.
Teig Wilton FTS
None of the data supports Steiglitz here getting over in any given week against the Sea Eagles, let alone first. However, it would be pretty disrespectful to assume that any professional Rugby League team is not going to think to run at the very obvious Haumole Olakau’atu shaped hole in Manly’s lineup – Their Bumhaumole, if you will, and they are throwing Wilton straight up it.
Jamal Fogarty
Halfbacks have scored on the Sharks in three of the last five games and the middle is going to be a popular place for the Sea Eagles to be having a go with Braydon Trindall being the manager on duty. It’s a roughie, but I still like it.
KL Iro LTS
The only Sharks player to score the last try in a match in the last six weeks has been Iro the Hero, so what a fucking coincidence then that left centres are the only position to score the last try against the Sea Eagles on multiple occasions. I’m gonna tell you what I told the Judge; I don’t give a fuck if it’s dodgy Your Honour, there’s precedence here.
Jason Saab LTS/Clayton Faulalo FTS
Much like One Nation and their limp-wristed recent attempts to bring corporate sponsored fascism to our shores, The Saabinger hasn’t exactly been setting the right wing on fire this year. The good news for Jase is that Sam Stonestreet’s name is a lot harder than he is, since he’s only managed to keep his opposite side winger away from the tryline in three games this year. Still though, if you’re a fuckin nerd maybe you should pair him up with Faulalo, who has found the stripe for the last two straight games. As for the degenerate part, the Sharks have conceded the first try to right wingers twice, and Manly’s fullback has scored it thrice.
