Alofiana Khan-Pereira
Left wingers are the only position who score on the Panthers with any sort of regularity. Good for Lofi, who has scored 8 tries in the last 5 games. It’s just science.
Adam Pompey/Ali Leiataua
Penrith have also conceded a try to an opposition centre in 6 of their last 9 games, and twice it has been the first try. On any normal week, there’s no fuckin way I would recommend more than one try from an outside back against them, but the Panthers lineup is all fucked up this week due to origin, perfect opportunity for the Wahs to try and knock them down a peg
Blaize Talagi/Dylan Edwards
The Wahs have a scary fuckin good defence against CTWs conceding just 14 tries in total from them. With so many of their key players resting, these two are going to need to step up if Jenkins can’t get the party going for Penrith, and the Warriors have given up the first try to these two positions three times this season.
Te Maire Martin
The Knights and Raiders have shown that halfbacks can get around Penrith in the last four games. This fuckin slippery little cunt has already scored 3 tries in the one and a half games he’s played so far. Science.
Erin Clark
This is rough as fuck, but if your team’s second row is missing any usual players, chances are Erin is probably gonna put the gronk on you. If a Wahs ambush is on the cards, Clark is getting involved.
Tom Jenkins/Paul Alamoti
If the Panthers can play at their usual pace without Cleary and the gang, then this line is not at all hard to hit in any given week. That’s a big fuckin if though, but luckily Tom Jenkins is a big fuckin cunt, so I guess we’ll see.
DWZ LTS
Righto, so the flying mullet has scored the last try in four games so far this season, including the last fuckin two in a row. There’s nothing funny to say here, Punters. Why don’t you go down to the TAB, print this one out oldschool and staple it to your scrote.
