Campbell Graham
Greg Marzhew may have scored 15 tries or whatever for Newy this season, but his tries against are rapidly approaching that same figure. All but 3 right wingers that have faced the knights in the last 11 rounds have crossed the chalk and they’ve also scored the first opposition try on three occasions, which doesn’t seem like much, unless you consider that they have only given it up a maximum of one time to any other outside back position. Souths have scored 5 tries through their right wing in the last 6 games. Welcome back Stringbean. Have a fuckin party why don’t ya?
Dom Young
Dom’s done fuck all for the last five rounds, but it’s hard to walk past this one since the Rabbitohs have given up the first try to an opposition right winger a hefty 5 times, including three times in their last 5. Fuck that’s a lot of 5s.
David Fifita
Right edge runners are equal first with right wingers in terms of first opposition tries scored on Newy. South’s right side 2RF has scored in 6 of their last 9 games, and these cunts were scored on by the Dragons. I can’t just put all of South’s forwards here, but they all should lift enormously for Jai Arrow’s birthday celebrations, so really at least half of em are on the cards today. Shout out Keaon Koloamatangi.
Dylan Lucas
Five tries in the last six games including 3 firsts makes Dylan something, something…
Greg Marzhew
Honestly, Newcastle would be shit blokes to win this one, so I don’t like them to go fuckin bananas here at all. Much like Dom Young, The Marzian has also done fuck all for the last few weeks for the Knights, but I can’t not include this here considering he has scored the most tries for Newy than anyone else and left wingers have scored the overwhelming majority of tries against Souths.
Dayne Jennings
New kid looks good! There have only been two games this year where whoever was on the Bunnies left wing didn’t score. They have also scored the first or last try a staggering 9 times this year. Wrap it up cunts, we’re done here. Happy Birthday Jai Arrow, may it rain unreal tries today in your honour.