Arama Hau
Man for all the shit I have heaped on other teams this week, the Melbourne Storm have some of the most fucking diabolical edge defence in the entire comp. Right edge runners alone have completely fucking torched the Storm for 13 tries so far, scoring the first or last try on them 5 times. Put it this way, Melbourne have not gone any longer than two games this year without being scored on by a right side 2RF. Titans right side 2RF has scored the second most tries for them overall. You fuckin do the maths here you nerd.
STB/Jack Howarth
Right. Now we go from the diabolical to the grotesque, represented in this case by the Titans defence against opposition left CTW players. 21 tries have been put through them by lefties, including 7 firsts, and a staggering 10 in their last 6 outings. I rest my case for these two…
Phil Sami/AJ Brimson
Now Punters, we move on from the grotesque to the… equally grotesque Storm defence against left CTW players. Same deal here; 21 total with 7 firsts, except it’s worth mentioning that Phil Sami has scored for the last fuckin 5 games in a row.
Sua Fa’alogo/Will Warbrick
Completely regardless of the Titans defence against these two positions, which isn’t great, these two have scored a combined 27 fucking tries this year, so it really doesn’t matter who they are going up against to be honest.
Cooper Clarke
Oi Josh Curran scored a double on these cunts last week. No shit.
Kurt Morrin
Kurt Morrin for first Titans try sounds dumb as shit, but if it’s so fuckin stupid, then how come he’s done it twice in their last four games cunt? It’s a regular occurrence for the Tits to take their time getting points on the board in any given week, so chances are that Kurt is already off the bench when try time eventually rolls around. He’s a fuckin sneaky little cunt too, so you just know he’s gonna try that fucked edge of the Storm’s when he gets on.