Jeramiah Nanai
The Cows should be fuckin locked and loaded for revenge today after being taken down by the Fins brutally about 6 rounds back. Tom Dearden is a huge in for them and I can’t help but think having their starting halves combo back is only going to be better for this cunt, who has only recently returned from the abyss himself. The Fins have given up the first try to opposition edge runners in three of their last four games. Nanai is a serial fucking try-scoring pest, many cunts forgetting he is easily the best second rower under the high ball since Eli Katoa had to retire. I’m expecting a vintage Cows performance here, complete with Nani going over almost immediately, if not twice.
Selwyn Cobbo/Jamayne Isaako
Yep, so these cunts have scored 27 tries ay. 11 in the last 6 games they’ve managed, as well as scoring either the first or last try for the Fins 13 fuckin times. Not to be outdone by those stats, the Cowboys have given up a completely fucked 17 tries to opposition wingers in their last 6 matches, giving up the first try to them an evenly distributed 8 times. Moving on…
Murray Taulagi/Jaxon Purdue
Right, so this is only assuming that the inclusion of Dearden in the Cows lineup will mean Purdue returning to left centre. Since that is extremely likely to be the case, Purdue will then get to lineup next to Taulagi against a side that has been gronked by left CTW players for 6 tries over the last four straight games. On a normal week, I’d be much more confident about Taulagi over Purdue, but since the Fins have an understudy occupying their right centre position this week, that puts Jaxon firmly in the mix to get a piece of the action.
The Hammer
Come on, he scored on em like 5 games ago…
Heilum Luki
Huge pieces of shit will already be all over this one. We already know this cunt loves a pie at the end of the game don’t we, Punters?