Ronaldo Mulitalo
Righto dicklickers, Sunday footy is upon us once again, so let’s crack out the data and try and get one over your respective wagering outlet of choice. The Titans may have conceded double digit tries to all CTW positions by this point, but left wingers have still found the most success against them, with 16 tries on the season, including 6 first tries, giving Ronaldo a solid fuckin chance at pushing the Go button on these poor cunts.
Phil Sami
Phil is fuckin underrated man. Dude’s about to break the club record for the most tries for the Tits, and it’s very fuckin likely to happen today. The titans have scored nearly double the amount of tries through their left winger than any other position on the field. For all their attacking prowess, the Sharks still remain totally fucked against opposition wingers, with lefties in particular heaping handfuls of shit on them for the last five straight fucking games in a row.
Teig Wilton/Briton Nikora
Right this one is fuckin annoying, Punters. The Titans fucking love giving up tries to right edge runners, but the Sharks much prefer scoring them through their left… Just get on em both if you’re gonna be a sook about it.
AJ Brimson/Jaylan De Groot
While the Titans don’t do a whole lot of scoring outside of Phil Sami, the Sharks are basically inviting these two cunts to come to the party this week after being fuckin rolled for 5 tries in their last three games to left centres and right wingers.
KL Iro/Sione Katoa
Speaking of getting totally fucked by left centres and right wingers, these poor cunts have had 25 tries put on them by just these two positions so far.
Nicho Hynes/Niwhai Puru
Yeah so this one isn’t hard. In the last four games, the Titans have had 8 fucking tries run through them by opposition halves. The Sharks are well above your average team in terms of tries contributed by halves. Basically what I’m saying is: There’s just no fuckin way ay…