- Eels have been scored on by either Right side CTW or 2RF every week
- Eels have conceded 4 tries to Halves in the last 3 games
- Eels have given up 8 or more tries in 3 of 6 games so far
- Eels Left side CTW has scored every week so far
- Bulldogs have conceded 7 tries to Left side CTW in the last four games
- Bulldogs have conceded just one try to all spine players (FLB)
- Bulldogs have scored more tries in the last two weeks than the previous three combined
- Connor Tracey or Jacob Kiraz have scored every week so far
Analysis:
Right, I’ve copped a lot of shit from the universe since I’ve started doing these writeups… Like surely you have noticed that some seriously mediocre outfits have pulled reality-breaking wins against elite teams out of their dickholes after I’ve absolutely slated them in my weekly writeups. You would think that I have learned my lesson, but you would be wrong.
I am going to spit in the face of chance once again here, because I just can’t make peace with the barely audible voice inside me saying “Well maybe the Eels could do it?”. I just can’t. The Eels are fucked. They are so fuckin fucked. They are going to get fucking obliterated in the most boring way possible, mark my words.
Eels Try Scorers: The Fox/Will Penisini
Bulldogs Try Scorers: Literally anyone named “Jacob”, Connor Tracey, Viliame Kikau, Lachlan Galvin
Degen Bets: The Fox/Preston FTS, Bronson Xerri
