Analysis: Right, I’ve copped a lot of shit from the universe since I’ve started doing these writeups… Like surely you have noticed that some seriously mediocre outfits have pulled reality-breaking wins against elite teams out of their dickholes after I’ve absolutely slated them in my weekly writeups. You would think that I have learned my…

Analysis: Anybody who knows me well, knows that the sole reason I am doing this analysis is to be able to eventually win enough money to allow me to work on my scientific thesis full time. My opus work will be entirely pertaining to the Mullet, and its effectiveness on cunts having a solid fucking…

Analysis:  I’ve been really enjoying the Tigers since they embarked on their 2026 “Shut Everyone’s Fuckin Mouth” tour, and hopefully they can shake off years of bad juju against Horse at Campbelltown stadium to keep the show rolling. It’s not gonna be easy by any stretch of the imagination, but remember we can lock in…

Analysis: Look, I’m not wasting anymore time talking shit on the Dragons. They have wasted enough of all our time with their dogshit footy as it is.  AJ and Trell to the moon.  Rabbitohs Try Scorers: Alex Johnston, Latrell Mitchell, Matt Dufty, Tallis Duncan Dragons Try Scorers: Tyrell Sloan/Setu Tu, Val Holmes/Luciano Leilua Degen Bets:…

Analysis:  Relatively speaking, the Warriors have conceded very few tries to CTWs compared to the rest of the league. In fact, there has been just one game so far this year where the Warriors conceded more than one try to opposition CTWs. I have heard fuck all said about the Warriors bullshit-strict CTW defence, so…

Analysis: Last time these two had a crack at each other, around this very time last year, the Dolphins gleefully beat up on a depleted Panthers outfit that was still reshaping due to an exodus of players at the end of the 2024 season. Feels like we might be primed for a Panthers revenge game…

Analysis: There are many intense team rivalries in the NRL. The Roosters and Bunnies come to mind. Or the Broncos and Cowboys… Or the Roosters and Dragons… Or the Roosters and everyone. You wouldn’t be entirely stupid as fuck for thinking that the Storm’s biggest rival is the Manly Sea Eagles, given their raucous grand…

Analysis: Right, stay with me here because this is fucked.  To the untrained eye, it would seem as though Manly’s defence against right side attackers is completely rooted; There is a 3-9 disparity with tries scored on their left vs right, and they have given up four sets of doubles to right side CTWs, all…