- Roosters have been scored on by a Right side CTW in 4 of 5 games
- Roosters have conceded 5 tries to FLB across 5 games
- Roosters have conceded just two tries to starting opposition forwards
- Daniel Tupou has scored the most tries for the Roosters at 4
- Roosters scored 6 tries in each of their last two games
- Knights have conceded 6 tries to Right side CTW in the last 4 games
- Knights have conceded 6 tries to Halves so far
- Knights have conceded the first try to Right side CTW the last two games in a row
- A Knights winger has scored every week so far
- Knights Right side CTW has scored 7 tries in the last 3 games
Analysis:
Anybody who knows me well, knows that the sole reason I am doing this analysis is to be able to eventually win enough money to allow me to work on my scientific thesis full time. My opus work will be entirely pertaining to the Mullet, and its effectiveness on cunts having a solid fucking go in Australian sports. This game will be paramount to my research.
If my hypothesis is correct, then in a game such as this, in which one team has a clearly observable advantage in mullet density and distribution over the other, then that team should, scientifically speaking, hang shit on the other team.
The Newcastle Knights have some of the filthiest mullets that have ever stepped onto a footy pitch of any code. The Sydney Roosters, for all their strengths, have very sensible haircuts. It’s just science cunts.
Should be a big game for Fletcher Sharpe and his disgusting fuckin head.
Roosters Try Scorers: Robert Toia/Mark Nawaqanitawase, Daniel Tupou, Siua Wong, DCE
Knights Try Scorers: Dane Gagai/Dom Young, Fletcher Sharpe, Greg Marzhew/Fletcher Hunt
Degen Bets: Fletcher Sharpe/Rob Toia FTS, Marzhew/Nawaqanitawase 2+, Tupou/Young 2+, Sandon Smith/James Tedesco
