- Broncos have been dick punched for 7 tries in 7 games by Right Centres
- Broncos have conceded just one total try on each wing in 7 games
- Broncos have been scored on by a Fullback in 5 of 7 games
- The only forwards to score on the Broncos have been Hookers and Right side 2RFs
- Broncos have still conceded a minimum of two tries per game in an unbroken streak for nearly 3 years now
- Broncos Right side CTW has scored every week since Round 2
- Broncos Left side CTW has scored for the last 3 games in a row
- Broncos FLB and Right side Centre are the only positions to score more than 2 tries for the Broncos in 7 games so far
- A Broncos bench forward has scored for the last 4 weeks in a row
- The Broncos have not scored less than 3 tries per game since Round 1
- The Bulldogs have given up 7 tries to Left side CTWs in the last 3 games
- The Bulldogs have been scored on by a FLB for the last two games in a row
- The Bulldogs have not conceded a try to a Right side Centre
- No position above #5 has scored more than one try against the Bulldogs so far
- The only Bulldogs players to score more than twice so far are both called Jacob
- Jacob Kiraz or Conner Tracey have scored every game so far
- Dogs Right side CTW have scored one try between the two of them so far (Montoya)
- Dogs have scored 3 or more tries for the last four straight games
Analysis:
The Bulldogs’ favourite thing to do outside of losing entirely winnable games on the reg, is to make me look like a dickhead by falling apart like an unwrapped kebab every time I show an ounce of confidence for them in these writeups. So you know what? Fuck em. Get rekt you boring sacks of shit, I hope you get trolleyed up at Suncorp on Friday in front of thousands of feral Shannon Noll fans.
I dunno where the tries are gonna come from though, fuck this game, way too many variables. I would advise against punting on this shit, but I’ll put a couple of names below based on the historical data for the degenerates.
Broncos Try Scorers: No thanks mate.
Bulldogs Try Scorers: Nothing is safe.
Degen Bets: Connor Tracey/Stephen Crichton (FTS), Jake Preston/Jonathan Sua, Deine Mariner/Josiah Karapani, Jesse Arthars, Viliame Kikau/Leo Thompson
