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NRL ROUND 8 | Sea Eagles Vs Eels
Analysis: You need to think of the Eels like a raunchy teen comedy in this one: Basically, the whole thing is going to be based around whether they will or won’t score, but in the end, after a lot of laughs, they probably will. The only thing worse than the Eels defence against right side…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Knights Vs Panthers
Analysis: Rubble, rubble, Knights in trouble. Brian To’o, Jenkins double. Knights Try Scorers: James Schiller/Fletcher Hunt Panthers Try Scorers: Dylan Edwards, Tom Jenkins/Casey McClean, Paul Alamoti/Brian To’o, Blaize Talagi/Nathan Cleary Degen Bets: Luke Garner FTS, Alamoti/To’o FTS, Tom Jenkins 2+ , Fletcher Sharpe/Dom Young, Trey Mooney
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NRL ROUND 8 | Storm Vs Rabbitohs
Analysis: Laugh at Storm fans all you want dickheads, the jokes on you because while you’re reveling in what you perceive to be our misfortune, we’ve actually never felt so alive. Is this what losing feels like? It’s not so bad after all, I don’t understand why I’ve heard so many cunts crying about this…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Warriors Vs Dolphins
Analysis: If I may speak frankly for a moment; this game should be a fuckin goer, cunts. Just think about all the serial bullshit-try scoring weapons we’ve got going up against each other in this shit. DWZ, AKP, The Hammer, Averillo, Farnworth… just to name a few. Surely we are about to see some mind-bending…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Dragons Vs Roosters
Analysis: If there is any advice I can impart to you that you can use in everyday life, as well as this game, it’s to not take Nangs solo. While the Dragons have had more meat pies put across them by left side wingers than a bakery counter, they have surprisingly given up just one…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Broncos Vs Bulldogs
Analysis: The Bulldogs’ favourite thing to do outside of losing entirely winnable games on the reg, is to make me look like a dickhead by falling apart like an unwrapped kebab every time I show an ounce of confidence for them in these writeups. So you know what? Fuck em. Get rekt you boring sacks…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Cowboys Vs Sharks
Analysis: Unless Murray Taulagi and Jaxon Purdue have a particular weakness to lumbering, out of position bench forwards, then I gotta admit, I can’t really see Craig Fitzgibbon’s logic in his decision to put Sifa Talakai up against a couple of cunts who have gone nuts for 12 tries already this year. Who knows, maybe…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Heatmap
Alright champions, I’ve got something else for ya moving forward, and that is a handy heatmap of the most likely try scorers in every matchup each week. Basically it’s every position up against every position, measuring their tries scored vs tries conceded. It’s simple as fuck to read cunts, the darker the green in the…
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NRL ROUND 8 | Tigers Vs Raiders
Analysis: The Tigers left side defence may be on par with Sky News for the amount of sloppy right wingers they make look like godlike geniuses, but I don’t give a fuck, they are the greatest Rugby League team in the competition right now. Nobody is bringing the excitement that these shit-hot underdogs are currently…
