Greg Marzhew/Dom Young
I’m not recommending this because Newy’s wingers hit this line a few weeks ago when they last played the Dragons. I’m not even recommending it because these cunts hit this line fucking twice over in that game with 7 tries between them. No scumbags, I am recommending it because this line has hit for the last six St George jaunts in a row, as these serial underachievers have been launched on for 24 fucking tries to opposition wingers in that time. Disgusting. Anyway, opposition rooks have scored the first or last try seven times in that same six game period, so pick the one you think is the cutest or whatever, punters, and get the fuck out of my face.
Setu Tu/Matt Feagai
If you think this game is going to be hard for the Dragons, then fuckin spare a thought for me while you’re at it champions, because trying to figure out where these cunts are getting their points from is brutal. St George have clearly gotten their shit together in attack in the rounds since they last faced the Knights, so it wouldn’t be surprising for them to build on the two tries they managed last time. Setu Tu has been the only consistent scorer for the Dragons all year, but their left wing has now managed to score for the last four straight weeks, Making Matt Feagai the only Dargs player to actually score for more than two games in a row. Newy are unquestionably shit against right wingers, but lefties have still pinched the occasional try. Dane Gagai has been fucking monstrous in defence and we should actually all collectively shit ourselves should Billy Slater beg him to return to origin, so I don’t like Val’s chances, nor do I like Suli’s simply because the Dragons right centre has scored just twice this year, but I would feel slightly better about these two battlers to break off a couple of tries between them.
Thomas Cant
Jermaine McEwen can’t seem to score this season. That isn’t to say that he can’t, because he obviously went over against the Storm, which is unsurprising just quietly – because every cunt has had a go on the Storm’s left edge – but that’s just one try in 13 games. McEwen also failed to score against the Dragons last time around, a team who have given up 7 tries to the position, which is a bit much. This can’t just be a Knights problem, this has to be a Jermaine problem. You could do worse than having Dylan Brown feeding you the inside ball every week, it’s like this bloke just doesn’t wanna score at all. It’s great for the game having cunts who are just in it for the tackling, but that doesn’t help us now does it punters? I guess what I am saying here is: McEwen can’t score for Newy’s right edge, but maybe Thomas Cant can?
Trey Mooney
All my regular Cunters already know this is just an every week bet. It just so happens that the Dragons are particularly dogshit against pretty much everyone on the right side of the field, but even if they weren’t I’d still be all over Freight Trey to barge over first or last. He’s fuckin done it 3 times already, with 5 tries in total. That’s weird as fuck for a front rower, but I’m not here to judge.
Clint Gutherson/Dan Atkinson
With a battered Dylan Lucas on one side, and a new face in defence on the other, it’s probably pretty likely that someone in the Dragons forward pack could barge over against Newy, but the sample size of their attack is so fucking minute that your guess is as good as mine as to who could possibly want one there, Punters. Chuck a dart or two there over your shoulder if you want, I can’t fuckin tell you what to do, scumbags. What I can wave in front of your face however, is the fact that fullbacks and 5/8s have scored against the Knights in 9 of 13 games this far. Something to think about yeah?
Bradman Best/Fletcher Hunt
Rounding out the recommended try scorers against St George are these two cunts. The Dragons have very specifically given up a combined 16 tries to fullbacks and left centres so far this year, so it might be handy to combine the two if you have the option. The Knights haven’t scored much from fullback this year, but that’s probably because KP has noticeably taken much more of an assistant manager role, preferring to put Newy’s wingers through with bullshit good passes instead of outright attacking the line himself. KP aint here this week however, and this mulleted little shit does not fuck around, he’ll be probing like a martian in a loaded barn. On the other hand, there’s probably some outside back positions up for grabs on the Blues for Origin 3 – or at least NSW fans fuckin hope there is – so it wouldn’t be surprising to see a freshly healthy Bradman Best put the fuck on the red V like they were a bunch of Queensland dogs. Best of luck, dickheads.