Turbo He’s back. He’s hungry. He scored the first try in 3 of the first 4 games of the year. And he’s coming for your disgustingly underwhelming defence. Repent. Sitili Tupouniua  Manly have been dusted up by right side edge runners for three tries in their last two games. The fact that Canterbury’s right second…

Blaize Talagi The Titans are one of the hardest teams an opposition Halfback can face. No number 7 has scored on them since Nicho back in round 1… 5/8s, on the other hand, are a different story altogether… They’ve beaten them to death with their own shoes. 9 tries these cunts have conceded to opposition…

Jack Bostock/Jamayne Isaako Righto we’ve got a few of these to get through today so let’s rip in yeah? I’ll try and keep this shit short and sweet. The Tigers are unquestionably the shittest against right side CTWs, if the 21 tries they have conceded to them are any indication. Unbelievable coincidence that the Dolphins…

Greg Marzhew/Dom Young  I’m not recommending this because Newy’s wingers hit this line a few weeks ago when they last played the Dragons. I’m not even recommending it because these cunts hit this line fucking twice over in that game with 7 tries between them. No scumbags, I am recommending it because this line has…