Jack Bostock/Jamayne Isaako
Righto we’ve got a few of these to get through today so let’s rip in yeah? I’ll try and keep this shit short and sweet. The Tigers are unquestionably the shittest against right side CTWs, if the 21 tries they have conceded to them are any indication. Unbelievable coincidence that the Dolphins have scored 21 tries through their right side CTW. The Tigs have never given up the first try to a right winger – nor has Jamayne Isaako scored it – but they have had the first or last try put on them by right centres 4 times so far. Good enough for me.
Starford To’a
The most any position has scored against the Dolphins are the 9 tries that left wingers have thrust upon them. There’s an awful lot of synchronicity in this game, because the Tigers left winger has also scored the most tries for them. This is 3spoopy for me cunts, I’m outta here.
Brad Schneider
Wests were damn near perfect against halves for the first 7 games of the season, giving up jack shit to opposition leg-men. Something has gone unbelievably wrong there, because they have since been thrashed for 7 tries from halves in the last 6 games. I dunno if any of you have seen Brad’s sporadic appearances for the Fins this season, but the cunt is desperate to pad out that highlight reel. He’ll be pestering the fuckin line for 80 minutes straight, and if the Tigs go to sleep at any point, it’s Schneider time baby.
Trai Fuller/Tevita Naufahu
Right, this one is easy cunts. Fullbacks or left wingers have scored against the Tigers for the last 9 fucking games straight. Either one of these cunts has scored for the Dolphins for their last 6 games in a row. That’s all she wrote, fuckheads.
Patrick Herbert/Sunia Turuva
There’s not a lot of action going on over on the Tigers’ right side. In fact, the two of them have managed to score the same amount of tries between them that their left winger alone has scored. Fortunately there has been a bit of a ruckus caused on the Dolphins left side since they have given up 5 tries in their last 5 games to right CTW players. That’s enough to tell me that at least one of these cunts has a decent shot for the line this week.
Jeremy Marshall-King
If you can’t see a reason why Jez will be going off like a frog in a sock for this one, then you obviously don’t have a brother. Good for you.