AKP
Alright cunts, we’ve got a bit to get through for Super Saturday here, so without further ado, I present you this little factoid: Out of the 10 games the Bulldogs have been scored on by a left winger, a whopping fucking 7 of those matches saw lefties scoring 2 or more tries against them. They have also unquestionably been hit first by left wingers more than any other position with 8 Larries getting the drop on them so far, with a further 3 last try scorers to boot. If I even need to get into this cunt’s attacking stats, then I suggest you probably shouldn’t be gambling, fuckhead.
DWZ
Yeah look, Rinakama has been the better defensive back for the Dogs, letting in just two tries in their last 6 matches, but come on… The Flying Mullet is a different story altogether. It’ll be a big ask to shut him out completely.
Viliame Kikau
Here’s a spicy one, Punters. The Wahs have been pretty fuckin scary against second rowers for most of the year, but someone knows something cunts, because they have now been knocked off by left edge runners for the last two games in a row. The dogs have been sorely missing that left edge strike for weeks now, so given they now have what resembles a mostly healthy team, they should give the Warriors a fair amount of shit today and Viliame will definitely have a go. That’s if they have decided to stop being total fuckin losers.
Connor Tracey
The Wahs have given up the first try to opposition fullbacks more than any other position on the field with a total of 5. Fucking heaps weirdly, Connor Tracey has only actually ever scored first or last for the Dogs in every game that he’s gotten over the stripe so far this year. That’s a bit weeeiiiird…
Jacob Kiraz
While Dallin has been damn near flawless in defence for the Warriors, Alofiana Khan-Pereira most certainly fuckin hasn’t. While the Bulldogs right wing hasn’t exactly been setting the league on fire, or indeed even just breathing slightly warm air on it, the Wahs have been hit by right wingers more than any other position with a total of 10 tries so far, including 6 tries in their last 6 games. If Kiraz is going to pull the fuckin finger out, now is the time.