Lehi Hopoate/Tolu Koula Ignoring the 21 tries the Sharks have already conceded to these two positions, there has only actually been one fuckin games this season where one of them hasn’t scored for Manly. The players in those positions may have changed, but the delivery mechanism remains the same. They have also been responsible for…

Dean Iremea/Jayden Campbell Righto cunts, here’s a fact to kick off your Sunday: The Dragons have been completely and utterly fucking destroyed by halves and right wingers for 22 tries in their last 10 matches. In case you’re not a big footy guy; that’s fucked. In that same 10 game period, these two positions have…

Josiah Karapani/Deine Mariner Mate… The Cowboys have been straight fuckin ransacked by opposition wingers. I mean, fuck, 34 fucking total tries. 9 first try scorers. 16 tries in their last 6 games. Forget anything at all about the Broncos wingers, it just doesn’t seem to fucking matter with these cunts. Put it this way, an…

AKP Alright cunts, we’ve got a bit to get through for Super Saturday here, so without further ado, I present you this little factoid: Out of the 10 games the Bulldogs have been scored on by a left winger, a whopping fucking 7 of those matches saw lefties scoring 2 or more tries against them.…

Jed Stuart Nepotism is certainly not a dirty word this week, Punters. Especially when Sticky’s special little guy gets to go up against a team that has had a shit-piss taken on them by left wingers in 6 of their last 7 absolute fuck-fests. Two of the last three of the left wingers they have…

Alex Johnston Melbourne have had the bullshit beaten out of them by opposition left wingers for 15 tries so far this year. If that wasn’t bad enough, they’ve also been bookended by them for the first or last try 8 fucking times. Not to be outdone, the Bunnies left winger has done that 9 times,…

Mark Nawaqanitawase/Siua Wong  Yo, Righty has really done a fuckin number on the Knights’ left edge this season. 21 Steedens have been grounded by right edge runners and wingers against them so far, having 7 tries put through by these two positions in their last six games, as well as conceding the first try to…

Tom Jenkins For most teams facing Penrith, the presence of Tom Jenkins on the left wing must be a lot like having a Huntsman on the living room ceiling; You don’t like that he’s there and it makes you uncomfortable, but because you’re a massive blouse there isn’t much you can do about it. You…