Dean Iremea/Jayden Campbell
Righto cunts, here’s a fact to kick off your Sunday: The Dragons have been completely and utterly fucking destroyed by halves and right wingers for 22 tries in their last 10 matches. In case you’re not a big footy guy; that’s fucked. In that same 10 game period, these two positions have also scored a combined 9 doubles and hit the Dragons first or last 7 times. I fuckin told ya last week that Deano was just what the doctor ordered for an ailing right side Titans offence, didn’t I? See where that got ya? Fuckin PAID hopefully, I’m tryina win you money here my beloveds, I’m not talkin shit. Anyway, Jayden has knocked in a couple of doubles for the Titans this year, so unless the Dragons turn up for a surprise assault, I’d be pretty confident in at least two coming through these blokes.
Tyrell Sloan/Val Holmes
Right, now to have a go at the Titan’s defence. Basically at least one left centre or winger has scored against the Gold Coast for the last 13 fucking straight games. They have conceded 8 tries to them in just their last 6 matches and have been hit for the first opposition try by them a further 7 times. Holmes and Sloan have been going fuck-eyed apeshit over recent weeks, stacking 12 combined tries in their last 6 games, scoring the first try in 5 of those.
Phil Sami
The Dragons have been taken round the back alley and beaten to within an inch of their life, mugged, pissed on and left for dead by left wingers this season, conceding 20 fucking tries so far to just that one position. Even if Sami hadn’t knocked in 6 tries in his last 6 games, he’d still probably score against these cunts. Shit, even if he was a hat stand and not a person, he’d still probably score against these cunts.
Dylan Egan
Opposition second rowers have been straight fucking partying on the Titans for the last few weeks. They’ve been scored on by edge runners for the last four straight games, although three of those weeks have been right side 2RFs getting the chocolates, so that makes Dylan the best candidate on paper, but to be honest, either edge runner has a pretty decent chance to knock off the Titans this week.