Jamayne Isaako
While the Dragons have been somewhat better at Rugby League in the arse end of the season, they are still yet to be subjected to an absolute fucking rinsing from these cunts. The Dolphins are fuckin loco esse, one mistake from St George, and they are proper fucked here. I mean, this cunt has scored like 17 tries alone, as well as punching in the first or last try for the Fins on 6 occasions so far, which happens to be the same amount of times right wingers have done that against the Dragons this year. It would also be pretty fuckin shabby of me not to remind you that Jamayne is also the Dolphins kicker, so his points scored market is only limited by how much of a bitch you are.
Hamish Stewart
The Dragons left edge runner has been the most successful so far in a sea of utter fucking disappointment, but lucky for Hamish, the Dolphins have been hit so hard by lefties over their last 6 games, you’d think they opened up a vegan cronut tentacle-porn cafe or some shit. Twice in their last 5 games the Fins have been pulled up on first by an opposition left edge forward as well, but that’s rough as fuck here and should only be punted on by true scumbags.
Selwyn Cobbo/Herbie Farnworth
Yeah so the Dargs have had the first opposition try, along with 5 total tries put through them by left CTW players in just the last two weeks. Cobbo & Farnworth may sound like a Dickensian accounting firm, but they have still scored the first try 8 fucking times for the dolphins. If the Fins get a roll on, then both of these cunts are getting in.
Tyrell Sloan/Val Holmes
While the Dragons have been shit as fuck, these two have still quietly amassed 15 fucking tries in their last 9 games, as well as scoring the first try for St George in a whopping 7 of those matches. The Dolphins aren’t exactly known for their staunch defence, employing more of a “Just score more than the other cunts” attitude, so the chances are pretty good that these two will continue to eat.
Kodi Nikorima
What better way to endear yourself to your future club than to kick the living dogshit out of them in celebration of you signing with them? These cunts won’t put one crook hand on this rascal, lest they be powerbombed through a table by Dean Young.
The Hammer
Basically every decent fullback has had a turn on the Dragons this year. This cunt was pretty quiet in his appearances around origin season, but with that in the rearview mirror, it would just be weird as fuck if he didn’t get back to work in the try mines this week.