Lol. Nah fuck this shit. If you’re that hard up for a punt, you’d be better off browsing the Polish table tennis markets. See ya next week cunts. XOXO Gossip Gronk

Sione Katoa Get this, Degenerates; The Bunnies have been scored on by a right winger in 5 of their last 8 games, and ALL fuckin 5 of em have been the first opposition try. The Sharks right winger has put the first mark on the score sheet for them twice in their last 5 games,…

Reece Walsh The cool thing about the Newcastle Knights is that they have three very obvious weak points and that makes the whole analysis thing pretty fuckin cruisy. Anyway, I bring you the players facing those weak points this week Cunters, starting with this feathered-eyebrowed little fucker. The Knights are looking pretty fucked against opposition…

Tom Jenkins “UUUUuuuuhhhhh, the cunt with 26 tries will probably score again” – Fucking top tier analysis. That’s why you come to me for this shit, Cunts. Deep insight. Brian To’o/Casey McClean The Raiders have surrendered 22 tries to these two positions so far. Funnily enough, that’s just one more try than these two cunts…

AKP – DWZ  Righto cunts, lot to get through this Super Saturday, so let’s kick it off with these two default options on your betslips. While you can generally mix and match these cunts for first or last try scorer every Wah’s game, Alofiana gets the nod this week for an early meaty given the…

Jake Preston  Presto gets another crack at kicking the Storm’s fucked forward pack while they’re down after walking away with his dick in his hand last time around. Bro must be feeling super left out after watching every other cunt on the right edge for their team force feed the Storm heaping handfuls of shit…

Jamayne Isaako While the Dragons have been somewhat better at Rugby League in the arse end of the season, they are still yet to be subjected to an absolute fucking rinsing from these cunts. The Dolphins are fuckin loco esse, one mistake from St George, and they are proper fucked here. I mean, this cunt…

Full Disclosure: This one is pretty fucked, Punters. Outside of the Roosters wingers, everything is pretty sketchy at best and nothing really lines up neatly at all but I’ve done what I can here. Bet on this one at your own risk, because something fuckin stinks about this game. I can smell it in my…