AKP – DWZ
Righto cunts, lot to get through this Super Saturday, so let’s kick it off with these two default options on your betslips. While you can generally mix and match these cunts for first or last try scorer every Wah’s game, Alofiana gets the nod this week for an early meaty given the Titans have straight up given the first try in a game to opposition left wingers 6 fucking times. Dallin is a serial last try scorer, putting the full stop on a game 5 times so far. Either of these cunts has a decent shot of doubling up in any given round, so just fuckin get creative if you’re a piece of shit, or just throw either of em in a much bigger multi if you’re not. The choice is yours, Punters.
Keano Kini
Keano has been heaping shit on cunts through try assists a lot more than actual tries this year, but he has put his toe over the line a couple of times in recent weeks. Thankfully the Wahs are shit on the second most by opposition fullbacks out of any other position. They haven’t given up the first try to any other position more than twice, yet fullbacks have gotten the party started against them 5 times. It’s not automatically on this week since Keano has yet to pop off first in a game, but he has dropped the mic on a game twice so first or last would be a safer bet if you’re going for the degenerate option on this one, Scumbags.
Adam Pompey/Ali Leiataua
There have only actually been 5 games this season where an opposition centre hasn’t scored against the Titans. Out of their last 10 games, there’s been just 5 where both opposition centres haven’t scored. That’s enough volume for at least one of these cunts, mathematically speaking.
Dean Iremea/Phil Sami
Deano is only two games deep into his Titans career, but he’s still found the tryline in one of them so it’s pretty promising that he gets to go up against the Warriors ouchy spot, where they have given up 5 tries in their last 6 games. The Warriors have been pretty solid against left wingers, but Sami is overwhelmingly the go-to tryscoring option for the Gold Coast, scoring 6 tries in their last 6 games, with 5 first Titans tries on the year so far. Hard to think the Titans won’t find success through at least one of these two.
Jacob Laban/Arama Hau
Both of these teams have been touched up for 4 or more tries in their last 6 games by opposition edge forwards. These two have been the most successful on the edges (positionally) for their respective teams, with right edge runners scoring 7 tries for each, so it’s pretty likely that one of them crosses the stripe this week unless it somehow ends up being a weird defensive fuck-fest, but those are the risks we take, Punters. Don’t be a loser.