Sione Katoa
Get this, Degenerates; The Bunnies have been scored on by a right winger in 5 of their last 8 games, and ALL fuckin 5 of em have been the first opposition try. The Sharks right winger has put the first mark on the score sheet for them twice in their last 5 games, as well as scoring 8 fucking tries.
Keaon Koloamatangi*
We found ourselves in this same situation last week Punters, where Wayne’s got the Bunnies forward pack lookin all murky by design, the shifty old fart, leaving us waiting until game time to find out who the fuck is actually starting on the right edge. Thankfully last week, he actually pulled the trigger on selecting new kid John Radel, and just like clockwork, the Bunnies’ right edge runner ate. This week however, Bennett has got Keaon lined up in the #11 jumper, but with Radel sitting in his usual prop position and Adam Elliott lurking in the reserves. I would not be surprised if Elliott gets thrown into the rotation prior to kick off, forcing a reshuffle, so just keep an eye on it Cunts, and get on whoever is on the other side of Aitken (I mean… unless it IS Aitken at that point).
Will Kennedy/Ronaldo Mulitalo
Souths have been fairly obliterated by opposition fullbacks and left wingers, having 11 tries run through them by those two positions in just the last 6 games. These cunts have managed 7 in that period, as well as both of them scoring for the last two weeks in a row.
Alex Johnston/Campbell Graham
Regardless of the 29 tries and counting that have been put through the Sharks by opposition wingers this season, there has only actually been one game this season where either of these cunts didn’t score. They have scored the first try 10 times for Souths and have a combined total of 14 tries in their last 6 games.
Blayke Brailey
The Rabbitohs are fuckin disgusting against opposition Hookers, and they have been bookended by one in two of their last three games. If the Sharks get a roll on here, this is not at all out of the realm of possibility
Cody Walker*
This pick is not legit and has nothing to do with my data analysis, Punters. You see, I desperately need to win to keep my Supercoach Draft season alive, and while I am currently in front, my opponent still has Cody Walker to play, and since I know how the universe works for me by this point, he is about to have the biggest game of his entire career and score about 200 fantasy points. So get on this if you think you have a decent chance of feeding off my suffering, Punters.