Billy Smith
I’m sure Billy Smith is a fine winger and all, but it wouldn’t fuckin matter regardless of who he is, because these cunts fuckin stink very specifically against left wingers, and I mean STINK. I’m not even gonna waste time tryina be funny here Punters, here’s the damage caused by left wingers on these sacks of shit: 20 total tries. 9 first tries. 8 sets of doubles. 7 fucking tries in the last 6 games. Need I say more?
Mark Nawaqanitawase/Hugo Savala
The Roosters have scored 30 tries so far between their left centre and right wing. As disappointing as they have been, Canterbury’s defence is actually annoyingly good for everyone other than left wingers, with just one conceded from these two positions in their last 6 games. An onslaught from the Roosters is some other shit though, these cunts scored 14 fuckin tries last week, so one of them is bound to slip through.
Matt Burton/Jacob Kiraz
Left centre and right winger look like a definite sore spot against the Chooks. They have conceded three tries a piece to each position in their last 6 matches, which is actually the most anyone has scored on them, which should both intrigue and scare the living shit out of the Bulldogs.
Sam Walker
Halves are on every week against these cunts until they stop fuckin around with this Critta at 6 bullshit…
Stephen Crichton
Lucky for Steve however, the Roosters are pretty shit against opposition 5/8s… I mean, as shit as they can be, I guess… I dunno, it’s kind of clutching at straws, but in the event of a Bulldogs surprise attack, this cunt is absolutely going over.