Analysis:  Look, I think Manly are gonna give it a red hot go here, but I still reckon they are fucked. I’m sure they feel like big strong men after downing the Dragons, Cowboys and Eels, but the Panthers are just on some other shit man. They are not even on the same plane of…

Analysis: How fuckin good do the Tigers look?  That’s it, that’s all I wanted to say. This one should be pretty straight forward: Tigers Wingers, Sharks Right side, Tigers Halves, Sharks Forwards.  Enjoy, cunts.  *UPDATE* Skelton benched, replaced by Faaletino Tavana. This changes nothing, the Sharks don’t give a fuck which wingers score on them…

Analysis: Nobody would blame the Knights for simply just trying to hang on and not get injured in this one. They’ve been put through a pretty solid onslaught of top teams so far and the cunts have to be feeling a bit tender by this point. With one eye looking over the hill at one…

Analysis: I’m looking at this game with an extremely suspicious side-eye, punters, I’ve gotta be honest with ya. The Roosters 24 tries in the past three games makes the Broncos measly 14 seem pitiful – until you realize that 11 of those Roosters tries were put through the sentient, rugby league-playing tissue paper currently calling…

Analysis: This should be a good fuckin game, cunters. The data says the Warriors should blow the Eels off the fucking park, but Parramatta have been scrappy as fuck and know how to piss off an opponent like the best of ’em. You just know there’s gonna be at least like 4 bullshit length-of-the-field breakaway…

Analysis: Like… I fully don’t play Rugby League. I used to when I was a kid, I was a goal kicking winger like Steve Turner, except with 70% less accuracy. Point is; I was shithouse, and I don’t claim to be better than anybody at it.  Having said that, these cunts fuckin stink. What a…

Got something else new for you this week, Punters. I’ve combed through the data and found a few things that might help with your multis. This first table is all of the players who have never gone two consecutive games without scoring this season. I’ve included the number of First/Last tries scored by them as…

Analysis: Bullshit aside, Craig Bellamy is one of the greatest coaches the NRL has ever seen. The man’s achievements at the helm of the Melbourne Storm are too numerous to list, and his fury and passion in the coaching box is legendary. Despite his angry dad facade, there is one thing about the storm that…

Analysis: Honestly, fuck any game involving the Canterbury-Bankstown Bullshit in their current form. Where the fuck do you get off holding the Panthers to 3 tries and then letting the Eels get double that over on you the next week? Disgusting footy. Fucking up tips and multis nationwide. At least we’re getting this fuckery out…