Lachlan Galvin Yeah look, I’m not gonna put too much effort into this writeup, because fuck the Canterbury-Bankstown Bullshit, that’s why. They’re disruptive as fuck when I don’t want them to be and disappointing when I do; they are a Punter’s fucking nightmare, let me tell ya. So that being said, take all of this…

Sua Fa’alogo Boooiiiiiii these cunts are FUCKED ay. The last time these two met, the Horse proved to be the harbinger of Melbourne’s 2026 downward spiral, handing them the first of many losses to come as they went on to struggle through this year’s campaign with one too many injuries to key players. The Broncos…

Ronaldo Mulitalo Righto dicklickers, Sunday footy is upon us once again, so let’s crack out the data and try and get one over your respective wagering outlet of choice.  The Titans may have conceded double digit tries to all CTW positions by this point, but left wingers have still found the most success against them,…

Nah fuck this game. Stranger danger! Police! This game is doing blowoffs at the urinal and making all the barmaids uncomfortable. See ya tomorrow champions.

Fletcher Sharpe You know that meme drawing of a horse split into two sections; one half a glorious, thoroughly detailed charcoal sketch, and the other a wobbly, shithouse 2B pencil scrawl? That’s basically the Manly Sea Eagles defence on paper in 2026. They have gone from a staunch 3 try limit to opposition teams, to…

Ethan Strange Hard to believe that this time last year, these two teams were headed towards the finals. The Broncos in particular have had one of the wildest falls from grace I’ve ever fucking seen in the game after going from 2025 Grand Final winners, to red hot bolters for the wooden spoon in the…