The Dragons are the worst Rugby League team in the world
- A team of 12 hastily trained border collies and one whippet with no idea what is happening would beat the Dragons’ human male team
- The Dragons have been scored on every week by a left side CTW
- The Dragons have scored just 11 tries in five games
- Dragons #5 is the only position to score in more than one game (2)
- Manly conceded a double to a right side CTW for the first three of their four games
- Manly have been scored on by a Left side CTW for the last three games in a row
- Turbo has scored every game so far
- Turbo has scored the first try in three out of four games
- Haumole Olakau’atu has scored in three out of four games
Analysis:
There really isn’t much to be said about the Dragons here. I mean, you’ve seen em…
Manly’s ‘See Ya Seibold’ party should continue into another week. The Dragons’ line up isn’t any better than it was last time they played each other, when Manly put 7 tries on them. I’m not saying the Dragons won’t score – It’s fucking Manly after all – it’s just not been very easy for them this far and I can’t see that dramatically changing overnight. In any case, it’s worth mentioning that Tolu Koula and Jason Saab have some diabolically shit defense though. In the first three games they gave up a double to Xavier Savage, Dom Young, and both Toia and Nangs. Then Lehi Hopoate stepped in last week in the Saabinger’s absence and killed the Dolphins’ right side perfect try streak. Well the Sedan is back this week, so I reckon we can feel confident jumping on Val Holmes or Setu Tu for a double, the latter only because he sounds like a Mummy, and they have eerie powers.
Dragons Try Scorers: Val Holmes/Setu Tu
Sea Eagles Try Scorers: Turbo, Haumole Olakau’atu, Tolu Koula
Degen Bets: Turbo/Olakau’atu FTS, Holmes/Tu 2+, Jason Saab/Christian Tuipulotu
