Analysis: Everyone is so used to the Knights being shit that they are finding it hard to come to terms with the fact that they are actually looking pretty fuckin dangerous.  Now I’ve spent a lot of time around Campbelltown Stadium (Shout out Leumeah Hotel), and I can tell you right now that the…

  Analysis: This game gives me the ick. Not just because of the various clashing blue and yellow tones, but because the Eels have a MUCH higher scoring potential than the Titans on paper but their lineup is all fucked up this week. Yuck. Very Yucky.  Eels Try Scorers: Joash Papali’i, Brian Kelly/Araz Nanava Titans…

  Analysis: The Storm should beat the Warriors here. The only real outlier loss for the Storm in the last three weeks was the Cowboys, and that makes sense retrospectively since the Storm’s outside backs have been in complete disarray, and the Cows have the second best CTW attack in the comp right now. It…

  Analysis: This seems a lot more complicated than it should be. While any team can break out of a trend on any given week, it looks like the data does not support the Sharks in this one. One of the Sharks wings has been woefully shit defensively. I won’t tell you which one, but…

Analysis: Real life would suggest that something has got to give with the Raiders’ woeful start to the 2026 season. It’s like they took a dive of the ‘shit footy’ tree and hit every Dragons player on the way down. The raw numbers on the other hand, make it hard to imagine how the Raiders…

Analysis: This might sound controversial but I like the Cows to tear the Broncos to shreds here. The Broncos stubborn insistence to allow two tries to every team they face will very likely get them into deep shit when going up against a team that has scored a minimum of three every game this year,…