Analysis: Laugh at Storm fans all you want dickheads, the jokes on you because while you’re reveling in what you perceive to be our misfortune, we’ve actually never felt so alive. Is this what losing feels like? It’s not so bad after all, I don’t understand why I’ve heard so many cunts crying about this…

Analysis: If I may speak frankly for a moment; this game should be a fuckin goer, cunts. Just think about all the serial bullshit-try scoring weapons we’ve got going up against each other in this shit. DWZ, AKP, The Hammer, Averillo, Farnworth… just to name a few. Surely we are about to see some mind-bending…

Analysis: If there is any advice I can impart to you that you can use in everyday life, as well as this game, it’s to not take Nangs solo. While the Dragons have had more meat pies put across them by left side wingers than a bakery counter, they have surprisingly given up just one…

Analysis:  The Tigers left side defence may be on par with Sky News for the amount of sloppy right wingers they make look like godlike geniuses, but I don’t give a fuck, they are the greatest Rugby League team in the competition right now. Nobody is bringing the excitement that these shit-hot underdogs are currently…