No time for writeups of this one Punters, but I assure you the reasoning is sound. Get them stacks, Champions. Make me proud.

Joey Walsh With the utmost respect to recently injured veteran Luke Brooks, It’s finally fkn Joey Walsh time baby! What a week it is to step into the 5/8th position at Manly too, because let me tell ya, these cunts have been poleaxed by left side halves more than any other position over the last…

Sione Katoa Brisbane have had their fucking shit wrecked by left wingers for 8 tries in their last 4 games. Sione Katoa will not get a better chance for the next several rounds to revive the Sharks disappointingly dormant left side attack. To be fair, he just got back, so we should probably step off…

Val Holmes There should be a fair few tries floating around in this one scumbags, so get excited. Despite the Tigers defensive effort last week against the Knights, both of these teams have a deadset fucking disgusting 5+ average tries conceded per game. The Dragons have gotten the party started through their left side CTW…

Brian To’o  If you think that Bizza is likely to carve out an interpretive ‘Fuck You’ to Laurie Daley by going absolutely ham on the Bunnies’ new kid this week, you might be right… to an extent. The variables here being young Dayne’s untested defence and Brian’s amount of fucks left to give, but the…