Fletcher Sharpe Righto cunts, told ya Super Saturday was gonna be much better, and you’re fucking welcome if you got on Xavier Willison for first Broncos try yesterday, or literally every Wahs player from that post, ya mugs. Moving on to Sunday now, and the tries should continue rolling in here, likely starting with this…

Heilum Luki Seasoned pieces of shit already know to get on this every single week. In addition to the 11 tries this cunt has scored so far, specifically 8 of them have been the first or last Cowboys try. Brian Kelly/The Fox Holy fucking hell the Cowboys suck against opposition wingers. I mean, just take…

Braydon Trindall Well Punters, the first few games have turned out pretty fucked so far this week, but I can assure you they were also fucked on paper as well. Thank fuck we have been blessed with this Super Saturday, where the data looks a lot neater here. So kicking it off we have this…

Jamayne Isaako Manly may concede less tries per week on average than the Dolphins on paper, but that’s only because they haven’t had 11 tries rammed down their throats by the Sharks like the Fins have. Otherwise they’re both sitting at around 4 average tries conceded per game. The last time these two teams met,…

Nah this game is fucked Punters. Although my enormous spreadsheets full of data can generally be relied on to bring you the best possible chances for tryscorers, there are just some games where real world factors that do not exist on paper will always come out on top, and those are much harder to predict.…