Joash Papalii The Raiders have had shit stacked on them by opposition halves all year, most recently conceding 5 tries to them in their last four games. Whoever is wearing the number 6 for Parra has already scored 7 tries, including the first or last try in a match on four separate occasions, and some…

AKP/DWZ  These cunts have fuckin hit the 2+ combined line in 7 of their last 8 games. Get fucked ay. Unfortunately for the Sharks, they’ve fuckin given this line up to opposition wingers in 7 games this season, including the hat trick Dallin put on them last time around. Opposition wingers have also scored the…

Tevita Naufahu/Jamayne Isaako The Chooks clearly went hard out to make the Raiders eat absolute fuck last round because of what is likely coming this week. The Dolphins aren’t missing too many key players who don’t have very serviceable backups, but the Roosters might be more fucked than they’ll ever be this year, so it’s…

PUNTER BEWARE: Much like the last one of these origin bye rounds, everything is a degenerate bet this week, because most teams can’t be expected to function as normal with so many lineup changes. This one however, is particularly spicy. This will be the inaugural Jaiarrowbowl, where both clubs pay respects to their recently retired…