Alex Johnston Melbourne have had the bullshit beaten out of them by opposition left wingers for 15 tries so far this year. If that wasn’t bad enough, they’ve also been bookended by them for the first or last try 8 fucking times. Not to be outdone, the Bunnies left winger has done that 9 times,…

Mark Nawaqanitawase/Siua Wong  Yo, Righty has really done a fuckin number on the Knights’ left edge this season. 21 Steedens have been grounded by right edge runners and wingers against them so far, having 7 tries put through by these two positions in their last six games, as well as conceding the first try to…

Tom Jenkins For most teams facing Penrith, the presence of Tom Jenkins on the left wing must be a lot like having a Huntsman on the living room ceiling; You don’t like that he’s there and it makes you uncomfortable, but because you’re a massive blouse there isn’t much you can do about it. You…

Jeramiah Nanai The Cows should be fuckin locked and loaded for revenge today after being taken down by the Fins brutally about 6 rounds back. Tom Dearden is a huge in for them and I can’t help but think having their starting halves combo back is only going to be better for this cunt, who…

Lehi Hopoate/Tolu Koula Right, so the Titans have been pissed on for the last 12 straight fucking games by left CTW players for 19 tries. At least one of these two have scored for the last five consecutive rounds for Manly. Pack it up, we’re done here. Arama Hau Funnily enough Punters, right edge runners…

Yuck, is this seriously the Super Saturday headliner? Maybe don’t fuck up your betslips by letting the Canterbury Bankstown Bullshit near your multis this week. Nothing good will happen here.

DWZ – AKP Full disclosure, the Warriors picks in this one are going to look pretty much identical to the last time they faced off. This is simply because the Dragons are just. So. Specifically. Shit against these exact positions. They have conceded 33 tries to opposition wingers as well as 10 instances of them…

Xavier Savage While it’s true that Souths have had three more tries scored against them by left wingers than right, of the 9 tries that opposition Ronnies have put through them, a fucking mind blowing 8 of them have been either the first or last try. With 5 meat pies in the last 6 games,…

Daniel Tupou/Mark Nawaqanitawase Yeah the Storm are probably fucked here. Left wingers have overwhelmingly scored the first try the most against Melbourne with 6 opposition Larries getting the party started against them so far, including Billy Smith last time they faced the Chooks. However, Nangs has put either the first or last try on a…

Sione Katoa It’s always nice when a team has a super clear weakness to just one position, and that’s just one of the reasons I reckon the Newcastle Knights are sick cunts. They have been nice enough to make analysing their matchups a breeze this year by just being godawful against right wingers in particular.…