Tom Jenkins “UUUUuuuuhhhhh, the cunt with 26 tries will probably score again” – Fucking top tier analysis. That’s why you come to me for this shit, Cunts. Deep insight. Brian To’o/Casey McClean The Raiders have surrendered 22 tries to these two positions so far. Funnily enough, that’s just one more try than these two cunts…

AKP – DWZ  Righto cunts, lot to get through this Super Saturday, so let’s kick it off with these two default options on your betslips. While you can generally mix and match these cunts for first or last try scorer every Wah’s game, Alofiana gets the nod this week for an early meaty given the…

Jake Preston  Presto gets another crack at kicking the Storm’s fucked forward pack while they’re down after walking away with his dick in his hand last time around. Bro must be feeling super left out after watching every other cunt on the right edge for their team force feed the Storm heaping handfuls of shit…

Jamayne Isaako While the Dragons have been somewhat better at Rugby League in the arse end of the season, they are still yet to be subjected to an absolute fucking rinsing from these cunts. The Dolphins are fuckin loco esse, one mistake from St George, and they are proper fucked here. I mean, this cunt…

Full Disclosure: This one is pretty fucked, Punters. Outside of the Roosters wingers, everything is pretty sketchy at best and nothing really lines up neatly at all but I’ve done what I can here. Bet on this one at your own risk, because something fuckin stinks about this game. I can smell it in my…

Lehi Hopoate/Tolu Koula Ignoring the 21 tries the Sharks have already conceded to these two positions, there has only actually been one fuckin games this season where one of them hasn’t scored for Manly. The players in those positions may have changed, but the delivery mechanism remains the same. They have also been responsible for…

Dean Iremea/Jayden Campbell Righto cunts, here’s a fact to kick off your Sunday: The Dragons have been completely and utterly fucking destroyed by halves and right wingers for 22 tries in their last 10 matches. In case you’re not a big footy guy; that’s fucked. In that same 10 game period, these two positions have…

Josiah Karapani/Deine Mariner Mate… The Cowboys have been straight fuckin ransacked by opposition wingers. I mean, fuck, 34 fucking total tries. 9 first try scorers. 16 tries in their last 6 games. Forget anything at all about the Broncos wingers, it just doesn’t seem to fucking matter with these cunts. Put it this way, an…

AKP Alright cunts, we’ve got a bit to get through for Super Saturday here, so without further ado, I present you this little factoid: Out of the 10 games the Bulldogs have been scored on by a left winger, a whopping fucking 7 of those matches saw lefties scoring 2 or more tries against them.…

Jed Stuart Nepotism is certainly not a dirty word this week, Punters. Especially when Sticky’s special little guy gets to go up against a team that has had a shit-piss taken on them by left wingers in 6 of their last 7 absolute fuck-fests. Two of the last three of the left wingers they have…